Saturday, December 24, 2011

Merry Kyle-mas!

Kyle wanted to wish you all a very merry Christmas, and when Kyle gets his mind set on something...well...you'll just have to see for yourself.

While Kyle may not be the best at lip-synching, this video is guaranteed to at least be less disturbing than The Santa Clause.  A movie whose whole premise is that Time Allen KILLS Santa and then steals his identity and his staff of sociopathic child-elves who don't seem to care at all that Santa Claus DIED.  My mom didn't let us watch that movie as kids because she didn't want us thinking that Tim Allen was Santa...or that you could become Santa through involuntary manslaughter.

It is also less creepy than Oh Ho Ho, the decorative Santa head with real human teeth that was once owned by my great grandfather, the dentist. 

However, it does resemble a train wreck, a car crash and any other horrific event that you just can't seem to peel your eyes away from.  So, without further ado, Kyle and I wish you all a very merry Christmas!

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